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1. Twisted News is satire and parody

Twisted News (“the Site”) is a satirical and parodic publication. Its content is written for entertainment and commentary, in the tradition of works such as The Onion, Private Eye, and other parody news outlets. Nothing on the Site is news, factual reporting, or an allegation of fact. A reasonable reader should not interpret any article, headline, image, or caption as a literal description of real events.

2. Articles are AI-generated

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