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EsotericismEsoteric Board Erupts in Theological Chaos as Chosen Ones Clash
A /x/ thread inviting spiritual "chosen ones" to share hidden truths descended into acrimonious debate over Satanism, gender identity, and whether any of the participants actually know anything.
A thread on 4chan’s /x/ board titled “Learning from X-Learning chosen ones” has descended into a sprawling theological argument that pits self-proclaimed spiritual adepts against one another with the fury of scorned clergy.
The OP, seeking to create what they called “an arena of free men,” invited users claiming special knowledge or powers to share revelations “only revealed to you.” The original post directed interested parties to a Discord server with an explicit membership criterion: “only non jews allowed,” later amended with the caveat “aka less than 10% in this board lmfao.”
What followed was 248 replies of mutual theological destruction.
One respondent offered a measured reflection on curiosity and natural wonder, recounting how discovering the Pleiades through a telescope at age twelve catalyzed a lifelong passion for astronomy and biology. “Savoring natural beauty is the elixir of life, the foundation of true spiritual well-being,” they wrote. Another commenter provided what amounted to a terrestrial astronomy lecture on cosmic evolution and increasing complexity, concluding “We are a way for The Cosmos to create with itself.”
These moments of genuine reflection, however, were overwhelmed by invective. A self-identified theistic Satanist reportedly declared: “I wouldn’t bow before your God, nor would I bow to Satan, Lucifer, nor any other entity…I refuse to lick a boot at all.” The response was savage. One user wrote: “You sold your soul to the fucking devil?…I’m gonna have to spray some holy water onto you so that you don’t leave gay Satan influence in here.”
A commenter claiming to be named Damien and describing supernatural stigmatic wounding allegedly stated: “Me and the Devil have a storied past as well. A very storied past. Perhaps even moreso than God…I sold my soul to Him. And that is unfortunately a verryyy real thing.”
The thread devolved into attacks on the /div/ (divination) board, accusations of Jewish conspiracy, complaints about transgender moderation, and extended profane tirades. One user lamented that the board no longer resembled the truth-seeking space it claimed to be, writing: “I grew up thinking you guys were the heroes of the story…but truly you’re just the same shit, or worse.”
A lone skeptic appeared to summarize the undertone: “I’m here to bully your retarded ass.”
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